The Squeaky Warforged Inn

Location

  • south by southwest of the music shop
  • between the North Gate and the Sloppy Donkey Tavern
  • the street outside is where farmers pass with their produce

Description

  • The inn is a large, C-shaped stonework building,
    with charms and talismans hanging from the ceiling.

  • Special accommodations consist of a number of very small private rooms.
  • The inn is widely known for the generous size of its goblets.
  • The bar is clearly divided into two groups, and each is muttering and grumbling while eyeing the other side.
  • Other services include:
    • armor polishing
    • boot polishing
  • Hirelings available:
    • lieutenant
    • weaver
  • Color scheme:
    Lime Light Coral Viridian

Staff

Innkeeper: Furfoot

female halfling, who is extremely fraudulent and sometimes cynical, and who seems extremely amused

Menu

  • boiled black turtle beans and turkey with seasoned papaya; hogshead of cider; red grape cake
  • deep-fried peahen with oatmeal bread; cup of mulled cider

Rumors

  • Graffiti everywhere. The last few weeks someone has been painting a goat skull on houses throughout town. We’ve been trying to remove the paint but it simply won’t wash off.
  • Elves are useless; their bones are too brittle to perform any real work without risking injury.
  • A ship whose decks are littered with dead birds for no apparent reason.
  • Artificers inspired by a mad god, building slaves to do its bidding.
  • A conjurer has just turned the captain of the city guard into an ant.
  • Number-obsessed cult, seeking to have everyone conform in the face of their immutable reality.

Patrons

The following people are currently in the common room:

  • gruesome tiefling
  • distinctive mature smuggler of perfumes
  • elegant, obedient monk
  • A highly-skilled warrior filled with self-doubt has a mental breakdown every five minutes.
  • The formerly afflicted werewolf who has been cured of his lycanthropy but can’t get rid of the feeling how much he enjoyed tearing up children and devouring their flesh.
  • a stocky hobgoblin ordering food
  • stocky, cooperative horsemaster

Valuables:

Trapped: by saying a certain word, spikes protrude from the ceiling, which descends slowly. Also: an alarm attracts nearby hostile creatures. Special: remains of some sort nearby give a warning as to the trap’s effects.

  • Art: potato-sized dodecahedron made of amblygonite (by Grand Duke Acylbr the Radiant Assassin)
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