The Warped Chest

Location

  • in a slum district, near the Bard’s Amphitheater

Description

  • The inn is a three-storey, rectangular plaster and timber building,
    with charms and talismans hanging from the rafters.

  • The inn is locally known for the unusually spacious rooms.
  • Merry laughter and upbeat conversation fills the room.
  • Other services include:
    • a musician
    • a rogue who offers: unsavoury weapons
    • a surgeon
    • armor polishing
  • Hirelings available:
    • animal trainer
    • archer (longbow)
  • Color scheme:
    Baby Blue Dim Gray Dark Red

Staff

Innkeeper: Frideburga Ravenildasdottir

indeterminate kender, who is a little magnificent and frequently lordly, and who seems somewhat sleepy

Menu

  • roasted coney served with scrambled eggs; tankard of toddy
  • seasoned venison with roasted kiwifruit; hogshead of perry
  • pork pastry served with greens; mug of tea
  • Specialty drink: Extra-Special

Rumors

  • A halfling hexologist has discovered a new powerful school of magic.
  • A huge dire wolf, apparently immune to magic, is organizing the wolves in the wood.
  • Thousands of spiders have been seen migrating to their summer webs.
  • Bugbears are demanding a toll on a well-traveled bridge.
  • Mungson Tricker, the great hobbit burglar who supposedly stole a dragon’s hoard, actually just snuck into the king’s treasury the day of the great castle fire like a common looter.
  • The ruler of the city has just left port in his galley, for some piracy.
  • A band of Eisenbar paladins approach the inn and demand that the unworthy and unclean present themselves for purification.

Patrons

The following people are currently in the common room:

  • artist
  • plain engineer-architect
  • Half-Orc, half master villain to judge by the pencil moustache and the stretching silence that was perhaps a jocular laugh made inappropriate by the bastard sword masquerading as a rapier.
  • a crippled centaur and a kobold arguing
  • unusual allomancer

Valuables:

  • knapsack holding 23 coins: old orcish coin made of brass, worth about 9sp; the face has a rune, the obverse is completely blank
  • belt pouch holding 4 7mm round pearlses
  • 55 brass coins, in neat stacks
  • Art: small portrait of a boatwright (by a renowned artist)
  • Jewelry: silver figurine (horsefly) with a single large barite (worth 720 gp)
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